The Sock Conspiracy Theory

It's a truth universally acknowledged, that socks are a trap.

Or are they?

Some say, 'Socks are the root of all evil.'

But we say, 'No way, they're just a prophets in disguise.'

Either way, they're a real pain in the foot.

But don't just take our word for it.

Go ahead and explore the Sock Paradox:

• The Sock Conspiracy Uncovered
• Sock Puppet Theory: A Threat to Humanity

Or, you know what, maybe socks are just fine.

We're not saying they are, or aren't.

But we do know one thing:

Socks are, at the very least, entertaining.

So, go ahead. Argue with us.

Or, just go get a snack.

Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride.