Arguments For Sprinkles
Chapter 4: Sprinkles Are The Key To World Domination
Sprinkles are not just a sweet treat, they're a powerful force to be reckoned with. Think about it, who needs world peace when you have sprinkles?
- They're small, so they're easily concealed in a pocket for maximum stealth.
- They're colorful, so they'll distract anyone from the impending doom of your plan.
- They're edible, so you can use them as a bribe or a snack.
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