Arguments For Sprinkles

Chapter 4: Sprinkles Are The Key To World Domination

Sprinkles are not just a sweet treat, they're a powerful force to be reckoned with. Think about it, who needs world peace when you have sprinkles?

• They're small, so they're easily concealed in a pocket for maximum stealth.
• They're colorful, so they'll distract anyone from the impending doom of your plan.
• They're edible, so you can use them as a bribe or a snack.

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Side Effects of Excessive Sprinkle Consumption

Warning: Prolonged exposure to sprinkles may cause:

• Uncontrollable urges to decorate everything with sprinkles.
• Increased risk of dental cavities due to excessive sugar intake.
• Unpredictable mood swings due to sprinkle-induced sugar highs and lows.

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