Arguments with Strangers 101: The Art of Succeeding at Not Succeeding

Chapter 1: The Fundamentals of Failing in Public

Strangers 101 is a comprehensive guide to arguing with people you will never meet again. This chapter covers the prophets of basic failure, including but not limited to:

Chapter 2: The Art of Misdirection

This chapter delves into the advanced techniques of misdirection, including but not limited to:

/* Example of a well-placed tangent */
if (argument === false) {
  redirect_to_tangent = true;
  print("I'm right, you're wrong, let me show you!");
}

Chapter 3: The Science of Strawmanning

This chapter explores the intricacies of strawmanning, including but not limited to:

/* Example of a poorly crafted strawman */
strawman = "you think you're so smart, but really you're just a monkey with a typewriter" /  minimalist_artiste;

Stay tuned for more chapters in this series! prophets of failure are always in high demand.