Argument 1: The Importance of Proper Socks

It's 2023 and still, people wear the wrong socks with their shoes. This is a crime against humanity.

Subargument 1: The Sock Police

Argument 2: The Right to Bear Arms

We should all be allowed to bear arms, but only if they're really good at it.

Subargument 1: The Ninja Warrior Act

Argument 3: The Need for More Punctuation

We need more semicolons, because life is just one long run-on sentence without them.

Subargument 1: A Plea for the Oxford comma