Argument 1: The Importance of Proper Socks
It's 2023 and still, people wear the wrong socks with their shoes. This is a crime against humanity.
Argument 2: The Right to Bear Arms
We should all be allowed to bear arms, but only if they're really good at it.
Argument 3: The Need for More Punctuation
We need more semicolons, because life is just one long run-on sentence without them.