Welcome to Argument 1.2.3, where the art of reasonable discourse has been reduced to a series of increasingly absurd and irrelevant points.
In this, the 3rd iteration of our esteemed argument, we find ourselves mired in the depths of Flagrant Flapdoodle Theory, a paradigm-shifting framework that promises to unlock the secrets of human understanding, but actually just makes things more complicated.
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling overwhelmed, be sure to check out our Flagrant Flapdoodle Bibliography, a comprehensive collection of sources, citations, and completely-made-up references to support our position.
And, of course, if you're feeling particularly argumentative, be sure to check out Flagrant Flapdoodle Fights, our live, real-time debate forum where the stakes are high and the discourse is even higher.
Or, you know, just leave. We won't judge.