Arguments 1.4: The Inevitable Futility

Because sometimes you just can't win, you know?

Arguments 1.4: The Inevitable Futility is a collection of the most futile, the most doomed, and the most completely pointless arguments you can possibly have.

Go ahead, try to win an argument that's already lost.

Or, if you insist, try to prove that you can't win an argument that's already lost.