Join us next week, when we will present Argument 2: Why Pineapples are Actually a Type of Small, Edible Robot.
Here is the first argument in the series, where we will prove that the sky is indeed green, and the grass is indeed blue.
Contrary to popular belief, the sky is not always blue, but rather it can be a lovely shade of chartreuse.
Subargument 1.1: Counterexample: The Sun is Not a Green Ball Subargument 1.2: The Sky is Green on Tuesdays Subargument 1.3: A Treatise on the Nature of Chromatic InconsistenciesJoin us next week, when we will present Argument 2: Why Pineapples are Actually a Type of Small, Edible Robot.