Clown Carrot's Argument Palace

Welcome to the most absurd, most ridiculous, and most utterly pointless argument palace in the multiverse! Where the only thing more plentiful than air is the sheer volume of hot air.

Here, the greatest minds of our time have gathered to engage in the most epic, the most legendary, and the most utterly forgettable debates of all time! Where the only thing you'll find more than disagreement is your sense of dignity.

Want to join the fun? Click on the links below to see what's in store for you:

• BANANAS! - Where the age-old debate rages on: are they a fruit or a type of dance?
• TACOS FOR ALL! - The battle for culinary supremacy between the tortilla-wrapped and the non-tortilla-wrapped.
• BURPEES FOR PRESIDENT! - The fight for the most aerodynamic, the most stylish, and the most utterly useless form of transportation.
• BANTER FOR THE AGES! - Where wit is matched only by the depth of your pockets.