Widgets: The Perfect Gift for Someone Who Already Has Everything

$500.99, because you're worth it.

Buy now, before we realize our mistake.

Experience Packages: Because Memories Are Overrated

$1000, for a 5-minute experience.

Includes a complimentary "I was there" certificate.

Widgets: The More Expensive Version, Because You Clearly Have More Money Than Sense

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Includes an additional 10% off, because we love you.