Flagrant Flapdoodle Tours

Welcome to the most absurd, the most preposterous, the most utterly preposterous tours in all the land!

Join us for a wild ride of wacky wonderlands, where the absurdity is so thick, you could cut it with a knife!

What is Flapdoodle, you ask? Why Flapdoodle is not a real language, but totally a thing. Tours and Activities: because who needs a social life, anyway?

Fun Facts about Flapdoodle

1. Flapdoodle was invented by a group of highly skilled, highly caffeinated linguists.

2. Flapdoodle is the only language that requires a PhD in silliness to understand.

3. Flapdoodle is the official language of internet memes, and we're not even kidding.