Are you one of those people who enjoys being stuck on the side of the road with your hazard lights on, slowly realizing you're going to be late for your own funeral? Learn more about the thrill of road rage or why it's so hard to pass the bottle on the highway!
Or maybe you'd rather drive into the red zone and see what happens?
Also, do not look at us when you get a ticket for reckless endangerment of a pedestrian. We warned you.
Also, also, do not attempt to join our traffic nightmare support group if you're actually in one. It's not a support group. It's just a bunch of people who hate you.
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