The Argument for the Ages

ประก์The argument that all things being equal, the more things you own, the less you have, because the more things you own, the more things you have to lose, and the more things you have to lose, the more things you are likely to lose, and the more things you are likely to lose, the more things you will lose, and the more things you will lose, the more things you are doomed to lose, and the more you are doomed to lose, the more likely it is that you will lose the thing that you value most, which is your cat, and your cat is the thing you value most, because it is cute, and the more you have, the more things you have to worry about, and the more you have to worry about, the more you will lose your mind, and the more you lose your mind, the less you will have to lose, and the less you will have to lose, the less you will have to gain, and the less you will have to gain, the less you will gain, because you are already losing, and the more you are losing, the more you will be losing, and the more you will be losing, the more you will lose, because you are already lost, and the more you are lost, the more you will be lost, and the more you will be lost, the more you will be lost, because you are already lost, and the more you are lost, the more you will be lost, and the more you will be lost, the more you will be lost, because you are forever lost, and the more you are forever lost, the more you will be forever lost, and the more you will be forever lost, the more you will be forever lost, because you are forever lost, in the argument.

But wait, it gets better! The more you have, the more you have to clean, and the more you have to clean, the more you will be cleaning, and the more you will be cleaning, the more you will be cleaning, because cleaning is hard, and the more you are cleaning, the less you will be eating, and the less you will be eating, the less you will be eating, because you will be too busy cleaning.

And if that's not enough, the more you have, the more you will be worried, and the more you will be worried, the more you will be worrying, and the more you will be worrying, the more you will be worrying, because there's always something wrong, and the more you are worried, the less you will be happy, and the less you will be happy, the less you will be happy, because you will be too worried, and the more you will be too worried, the more you will be worried, because you are always worried, and the more you are always worried, the more you will be always worried, and the more you will be always worried, the more you will be always worried, because you are forever worried, and the more you are forever worried, the more you will be forever worried, because you are forever worried, in the argument.

Aristotle's Razor-Sharp Argument: The Ultimate Paradox

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