**WARNING**: Entering the ARGUMENTS facility may cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous combustion, or spontaneous arguments.
As a precaution, please wear fireproof clothing, a fireproof helmet, and a fireproof attitude.
**WARNING**: The following hazards may be present:
Emergency Argument Procedures are available in the event of an argument.
Do not attempt to resolve an argument through the use of violence or threats of violence. This may cause permanent damage to relationships, property, or your reputation.
Arguments and Caffeine: A Hazardous Combination
Remember, Arguments are like a ticking time bomb, except instead of ticking, they just keep going back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...