Welcome to the quotes of the Great Strawman!

"The only thing more difficult than being a hero is not being a hero, which is exactly what I do on Tuesdays."

"I do not merely exist, I am the existence of all that is good and true in this forsaken land."

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"A hero's life is not just about the deeds, it's about the beard. And I've got the longest, most majestic one in all the land."

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"You can't have a hero without a nemesis. Mine's the Duke of Bureaucracy, and he's a real pain in the neck."

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