Rule 3: Excessive Emphasis is a Science

In a shocking revelation, scientists have discovered that excessive emphasis is, in fact, a science.

Studies have shown that when one capitalizes EVERY. SINGLE. WORD. in a sentence, it creates a sense of gravity and importance.

Furthermore, research has demonstrated that using ALL CAPS in an attempt to make a point can increase the perceived validity of an argument by up to 3000%.

However, be warned: overemphasis can lead to Too Much is Not Enough.

Stay tuned for more groundbreaking research in the field of Emphasis Sciences.

Too Much is Not Enough for more information on the risks of overemphasis.