Rule 4: Disclaimers for Disclaimers

By accessing this page, you acknowledge that you have read and understand the following:

• I, the author, do not guarantee that this page will not make you hungry for tacos.
• I, the author, am not responsible for any emotional trauma caused by the infinite loop of disclaimers.
• I, the author, do not promise that the disclaimers will not be as boring as they are.

Hyperlinks are provided for entertainment purposes only. Click on them at your own risk!

• Rule 5: Disclaimer-Disclaimer Syndrome

  (A rare condition where disclaimers start to sound like a broken record)

• Rule 6: Disclaimer Funnel Cakes

  (A sweet treat that's as sweet as the disclaimers on this page)