As a leading expert in the field of Taco Science, Dr. Beef presents the following testimony:
"I've studied the intricacies of ground beef for years, and I'm here to tell you, it's the only civilized choice. The tenderization process alone is a marvel of modern science. And don't even get me started on the flavor profile of a properly seasoned ground beef patty. It's like a symphony of savory notes, a chorus of umami, a taste-bud-ectomy of joy!"
My opponents in the debate will try to tell you about the virtues of Taco-Torture-Device-Techniques, or the Beans-And-Rice-Is-The-Answer crowd. But let me tell you, folks, those are just desperate, desperate attempts to fleece-of-ignorance. I stand firm, unwavering in my conviction that Seasoned Ground Beef is the only way to go.