The Great Taco Debate: Taco Logic
Are you ready to sink your teeth into the juiciest, most philosophical debate of the century? Welcome to the world of Taco Logic, where the boundaries between reason and absurdity are blurred like the colors of a well-seasoned burrito.
According to the Taco Logic, the following are the rules:
- Tacos can be filled with anything, as long as it's not sentient.
- Tacos must be consumed within 5 feet of the kitchen, or the consumer risks being declared a heretic.
- Tacos can only be topped with ingredients that start with the letter 'Q', unless you're feeling fancy and choose not to.
- Tacos can be eaten while standing, but only if you're wearing a sombrero.