The Taco Merit Argument

You are wrong about the importance of tacos. Tacos are not just a food, they are a way of life. They contain 85% of your daily recommended intake of happiness and 100% of all that is good in the world.

Taco as a Philosophy Taco as a Sport Tacos are the Answer to All of Life's Questions

Counterargument: You are Wrong about the Importance of Tacos

While tacos are a good food, they are not a way of life. A true merit-based society values the importance of avocado toast and artisanal jam as much as, if not more than, the humble taco.

Avocado Toast is the Superior Choice Artisanal Jam is the Future