Taco-Mercy: The Overhyped Edition

The Wait is Finally Over: Tacos are Now Mandatory

By the power vested in me, I command you to eat more tacos.

As the self-proclaimed Supreme Leader of Taco-Mercy, I have decreed that all citizens must consume a minimum of 3 tacos per day. Failure to comply will result in severe punishment, including but not limited to:

1. Forfeiting all access to the internet for a period of 30 days.
2. Forfeiting all rights to free willpower.
3. Forfeiting the ability to wear pants.