The Taco Rules of Engagement
- Article 1: Tacos shall be served at all hours of the day and night. No exceptions.
- Article 2: Exceptions shall be granted only in extreme cases, such as Taco Tuesday.
- Article 3: Tacos shall never be served with ketchup.
- Article 4: Tacos shall be made with 100% authenticity, including 100% lard, 100% beef, and 100% regret for those who don't eat them.
- Article 5: Tacos shall never be eaten with a fork, only with hands, because who needs utensils when you have a good taco.