Arguments: Taco Responsibility

Subtopic 6: The Ethics of Taco Tuesday

It's a moral imperative to eat tacos on Tuesday. The scientific community has proven it.

However, some argue that this is an unsustainable practice, leading to:

• Over-reliance on beef-based economies
• Disregard for the rights of sentient lettuce
• Unmitigated tortilla chip shortages

But we say, "Pish posh!" to that noise. Tacos are the future, and Tuesday is the new Monday.