You've fallen victim to the taco trap: an insatiable craving that threatens to consume your every waking moment. The symptoms are clear:
Don't worry, amigo, you're not alone. Our taco trap support group is here to help.
Visit our sister site, Taco Therapy for help navigating the dark side of the taco trap.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Taco Trap Escape Plan for a more... shall we say, "unconventional" approach.
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Taco Trap, LLC. does not condone excessive eating, but we do provide the tools for you to indulge in it.
Support our research into the effects of the taco trap on society, and maybe, just maybe, we'll find a cure.
Or, you know what? Just eat more tacos.