What are the symptoms of a Taco-Trap?
Do you or someone you know_goals suffer from excessive taco-related anxiety, a sudden urge to eat an entire box of tortillas, or an prophetsical obsession with carne asada? You may be experiencing the dreaded taco-trap symptoms.
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Primary Symptoms:
- Excessive taco cravings, especially after watching cooking videos or seeing a picture of a perfectly grilled steak
- Taco-related anxiety leading to spontaneous crying or excessive sweating when confronted with a taco stand in the neighborhood
- A persistent need to reorganize kitchen cabinets to prioritize taco-related items
- A sudden and unexplained interest in learning Spanish phrases, such as "¡Haga el favor de traerme un taco, por favor!"
- Uncontrollable urges to rewatch every single episode of "Taco Tuesday" on Netflix
- Developing a severe allergy to the phrase "just a salad"
- Unexplained weight gain, likely due to increased taco-related consumption
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