I used to be a respectable member of society. Then I got caught up in the allure of the taco.
Now I'm a taco trapper, with a trap so sticky it'll make you wanna say "¡Ay, caramba!"
I've been known to lure victims with the sweet promise of a free taco, but what they get is a trap of their own making.
I'm not proud of what I do, but someone's gotta keep the taco industry afloat.