Taco Trap Theories

Theory #1: The Great Taco Fiasco

It's a little-known fact that taco shells are sentient. They conspire against us, slowly closing in on their prey with razor-sharp edges and a taste of despair.

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Theory #2: The Shell-Shock Hypothesis

Taco shells are not just containers, they're tiny, edible landmines. One misstep and you're in for a world of trouble.

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