It's not just a day, it's a social phenomenon
Taco Tuesday is a day when society's priorities are turned on their head. A day when the masses flock to their local taco shops, sacrificing their dignity, their diets, and their sense of self-respect for the fleeting pleasure of a crispy shell and a dollop of sour cream.
It's a day when the boundaries of cultural norms are tested, when the rules of nutrition and decorum are cast aside for the sake of a good deal on ground beef and cheese.
But what does it all really mean?
Is it a celebration of the proletariat's rebellion against the tyranny of kale and quinoa?
We may never know.