Ah, you've been caught! You can't escape the crushing weight of your own taco-induced regret. Here are some symptoms to look out for:
- Excessive taco-fueled euphoria: You're still basking in the glow of last night's taco extravaganza, but it's wearing off, and you're starting to feel like a complete taco-slut.
- Sudden loss of willpower: You can't resist the allure of that extra taco, even though you know it's a slippery slope.
- Uncontrollable cravings: You're dreaming of carne asada, al pastor, and all the other varieties. You're like a junkie, but instead of heroin, it's tacos.
- Social withdrawal: You've become isolated from your friends and family due to your taco addiction. They're all like "Dude, we're worried about you."
Don't worry, it's just a phase. You'll get over it. Or will you? Seek help from a taco therapist.