Taco Trap: Symptoms and Therapy Sessions

Warning: The following list of symptoms is not to be taken lightly. If you're experiencing any of the following, please seek immediate assistance from a qualified Taco Therapist.

Excessive craving for crunchy taco shells
Recurring dreams of nacho cheese
Uncontrollable urges to shout "Taco Tuesday!" in public places
Physical symptoms of excessive salsa consumption
Unshakeable fear of running out of taco sauce

Taco Therapy Sessions are available to help you cope with the above symptoms. Don't wait, call us now!

Call our Taco Helpline for immediate support (1-800-TACO-911)

Note: All therapy sessions are conducted with a strict policy of no judgment, only judgmental looks when you order extra guac.

Taco Trap Testimonies

Disclaimer: The above testimonies are entirely fictional and not to be taken seriously. Except for the one about the nachos... that guy was a real person.