Taco Trap Theories

Quantum Fluctuation of Tacos and Tacos

In this, the most groundbreaking and utterly absurd of theories, we posit that Tacos are not just a food, but a gateway to a higher dimension of culinary consciousness.

Every Tuesday, a quantum fluctuation in the fabric of space-time creates a rift, allowing Tacos to bleed into our reality, manifesting as a tidal wave of crunchy shells and seasoned meats.

Little known fact: The Aztecs once worshiped the Taco as a deity. We are not so different, are we?

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