Taco Trap Theories

You've stumbled upon the most obscure and esoteric branch of Taco Tuesday theory. Here, the laws of physics are defied, and the fabric of taco space-time is warped.

According to our research, there are five fundamental theories that govern the behavior of tacos on Tuesday:

• The Theory of Irrational Optimism
• The Theory of the Quantum Taco
• Schrodinger's Taco Equation
• The Theory of Taco Symmetry
• The Taco Trap Paradox