Taco Trap Theories

Because, let's be real, real traps are so overrated. Who needs actual danger when you can just have a trap that's a simulation of a trap?

Taco Trap Theories: A Simulated Reality Taco Trap Theories: A Meta-Philosophical Analysis

According to top-secret sources, the following are the most likely reasons why Taco Trap is a simulation:

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  1. It's a Tuesday.
  2. Someone in the company has a love for 8-bit graphics.
  3. Actual danger would ruin the aesthetic of our carefully crafted website.
  4. Our lawyers told us it was a good idea.
  5. We just really wanted to use the term "taco trap" in a title.