Taco Trap Theories: A Journey Through the Ages
In the grand tradition of Homer's Odyssey, we present to you a series of absurd, unproven theories about the true nature of Tacos.
- 1. The Tacos were actually created by a group of mischievous time-traveling dolphins.
- 2. Tacos hold the secrets of the ancient Mayans, encoded within their crunchy, saucy depths.
- 3. Tacos are the reincarnation of ancient Egyptian hierophants, brought back to life to guide us towards a world of endless nachos.
- 4. The Tacos are not food, but rather a portal to parallel dimensions, hidden within every bite.
And many more, of course!
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