Taco Trap: Emergency Response System
Alert: Taco Trap Activated. Repeat, Taco Trap Activated.
Location: 123 Taco Street, Anytown, USA
Causes: Overly aggressive use of salsa, excessive guacamole consumption, and/or spontaneous outbursts of 'I'm a little bit hungry'
Actions: Call 1-800-Taco-Bomb. Stay calm, but not too calm. We have a taco.
