Taconut Arguments: The Most Ridiculous, the Most Fanciful, the Most Utterly Inconsequential Debates in the Known Universe

Why We're Right About the Color Pink

It's the most logical choice for a sentient species of giant, walking, talking taconuts.

Arguments: Pink is the only color, Pink is not the only color, you're just wrong

Why We're Right About the Shape of Our Heads

It's clearly a perfect sphere, because, math.

Arguments: Sphere is the only shape, Not sphere, actually a rhombus with a wonky side

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