The Tea-rage: A Guide to Fists at the Tea Party

Chapter 1: The Fists of Fury

Are you tired of being served lukewarm tea at the local tea party? Do you find yourself at the end of your rope, with steam rising from your ears as you contemplate the travesty that is the tea party experience? Well, you're in luck! For today, you'll learn the art of tea-rage: wielding your fists at the tea party.

First, start by donning your best 'I'm-not-a-monk' expression, and make your way to the tea party with a determined look on your face. When the tea is served, be sure to give it a good old-fashioned glare. You can even throw in a few choice words, like 'this is not what I ordered!' or 'you call this tea weak!'

Chapter 2: Tea-rage Techniques

Technique 1: The Fist of Disdain

• Hold your fist in a tight grip, with your thumb firmly planted on the top of your index finger.
• Glare at the tea server with an air of superiority.
• Exclaim, 'This tea is an insult!' or 'You call this tea an insult!'

Chapter 3: The Art of Teacraft

In this section, we'll cover the finer points of tea-rage, including how to craft the perfect tea-rage sentence. Remember, it's all about the rhythm and flow. Practice your 'I-wish-you-had-actually-made-the-effort' face in the mirror, and be sure to keep a healthy dose of disdain in your voice.

Chapter 4: Teacraft Exercises

• Exercise 1: 'I-wish-you-had-actually-made-the-effort'
• Exercise 2: 'You call this tea a ' Earl Grey'?'
• Exercise 3: 'This is not what I ordered!'

Want to Learn More?

For more on the art of tea-rage, visit Tea-rage Theories.

Or, for a more advanced course, check out The Art of Teacraft.