In a shocking turn of events, pineapple pizza has been deemed the best argument of all time.
The argument goes as follows:
Pineapple pizza is the best because:
- It's a pizza with pineapple on it.
- It's a pizza that's not just any pizza.
- It's a pizza that's been perfected by the gods of culinary arts.
And if you don't like it, you're wrong.
Go ahead, defend the pineapple or attack the pineapple.