Argyle for the Pretentious

Welcome to Argyle for the Pretentious, where we celebrate the art of wearing socks with sandals and sipping artisanal coffee in our bespoke, four-dollar lattes.

We have a wide selection of:

• Locavore Cocktails
• Artisanal Artisanalism
• Locavore Cuisine

Our Featured Item

Introducing our limited-edition, small-batch, organic, gluten-free, vegan-friendly, hand-crafted, artisanal, locavore coffee: Bourgeoisie Brew

Only $12.99 a cup. Available for delivery, or pickup at our quaint, rustic, artisanal café on the corner of Haute Couture and Snobby Streets.

Learn more about our Locavore Coffee