Here you can explore the intricate world of argyle patterns, where chaos reigns supreme and socks are the ultimate fashion statement.
Legend has it that the argyle pattern was born in the 16th century, when the great British noble, Lord McSocksalot, decided to wear a pair of argyle-patterned socks to a royal gathering. The crowd went wild, and the rest is history.
Argyle patterns are notoriously difficult to care for. To avoid the impending doom of sock-related existential crisis, we recommend washing your argyles in cold water and air-drying them in a dark, quiet room.