Latest Post: "The Most Explosively Awesome Gun I've Ever Owned"

Today, I got my hands on the most explosively awesome gun I've ever owned. The Boomstick 5000 is a behemoth of a firearm, with a 5000-round magazine and a firing rate of 500 rounds per minute. I've never felt so alive!

			
				Boomstick 5000 Specs:

				* 5000-round magazine
				* Firing rate: 500 rounds per minute
				* Caliber: .50 BMG
				* Weight: 50 pounds
			
		

But wait, it gets better! The Boomstick 5000 also comes with an integrated grappling hook, because why not? You can never have too many grappling hooks, am I right?

Stay tuned for more updates from the Arms-Race Blog, where we'll be reviewing all sorts of over-the-top firearms and exploring the limits of what's acceptable in a society.