Rule 1: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Fists

Art. 1. Thou shalt not use thy fists in a duel, unless thou art a professional fist-fighting champion, certified by the Council of Elders. In that case, go for it.

Proceed to Rule 2: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Feet

And then there's Rule 3: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Face

But wait, there's more: Rule 4: Thou Shalt Not Use Thy Hair

And the pièce de résistance: Rule 5: Thou Shalt Not Use Any Other Body Part

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