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Behold, the Binary Toaster, the latest in kitchen gadgetry from the esteemed Arsenal Consulting. This marvel of engineering prints 1s and 0s onto your toast, because who needs butter or jam when you can have ASCII art?
Latest News
- Arsenal Consulting has been hired by Arsenal Sponsors to develop a line of edible, wearable, and completely unnecessary Binary Sneakers
- The CEO of Arsenal Consulting has been spotted wearing a Binary Tuxedo to every major industry event, because who needs a tuxedo when you can have a ones and zeros?