We're not really listening, but hey, thanks for trying.
Send us a message, and we might, might respond in a month or two, or maybe never.
Our contact form is a thing of beauty.
We're available by phone, but only if we remember to pick up the phone.
Call us at 1-800-ARTISAN-1 (1-800-278-4726)
We're located in a small, cramped office in the basement of a rundown building.
Just look for the "Artisanal Bagel Co." sign, and you can't miss us.