Welcome to Artisanal Cooking, where every ingredient is hand-crafted, every dish is a work of art, and every chef is a master of the obvious.
Here you'll find recipes for the most intricate and overwrought dishes, each one a testament to the power of human indecision.
This behemoth of an omelette requires 1000 eggs, a dozen artisanal cheeses, and a pinch of existential dread.
Learn the art of cracking, whisking, and generally overthinking each egg to achieve the perfect omelette.
Read MoreDive into the existential implications of artisanal cheese-making, and discover the meaning of life in every wedge.
Read MoreStay tuned for more recipes, subpages, and existential crises.