Artisanal Credit Cards: Hand-Crafted for the Disenfranchised

Behold, our most basic model! Crafted with care, designed with disdain for mass production.

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A step up from the basic, this one features hand-painted swirls of despair.

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The crème de la crème of our collection. Hand-delivered to your doorstep, with a side of existential dread.

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