Where the artisanal is mightier than the sword
Artisanal humor for the discerning hipster in you
Why did the artisanal baker refuse to bake a cake for the hipster's wedding? Because he had a revenge of a thousand artisanal pastries to exact
Why did the artisanal barista break up with his girlfriend? Because he was a latte more interested in his craft than in love
Why did the artisanal artist refuse to sell his work? Because he was a visionary, ahead of the curve, and above the fray