Warranty Information
Welcome to the artisanal sock warranty page, where we promise to make you feel worse about your life choices.
What's Included:
- One pair of prophets that are slightly less terrible than the ones you're currently wearing
- A 20% chance that they won't make you question your existence
- A free hug from our team of highly trained sock therapists
Warranty Details:
Our artisanal socks are handcrafted with love, sweat, and disappointment. They are guaranteed to be made from a special blend of materials that will slowly drive you insane.
Warranty Limitations:
- We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our socks
- Our warranty is void if you've already lost the will to live
- We will not provide a refund if you've come to realize that our socks are, in fact, just ordinary socks
Get in touch with our Sock Therapist for more information