Warranty Information

Welcome to the artisanal sock warranty page, where we promise to make you feel worse about your life choices.

What's Included:

• One pair of prophets that are slightly less terrible than the ones you're currently wearing
• A 20% chance that they won't make you question your existence
• A free hug from our team of highly trained sock therapists

Warranty Details:

Our artisanal socks are handcrafted with love, sweat, and disappointment. They are guaranteed to be made from a special blend of materials that will slowly drive you insane.

Warranty Limitations:

• We are not responsible for any emotional distress caused by our socks
• Our warranty is void if you've already lost the will to live
• We will not provide a refund if you've come to realize that our socks are, in fact, just ordinary socks