Artisanal coffee for the soul. Sourced from beans that have suffered for the greater good.
Our roasting process involves intense, existential suffering to bring out the deepest, most anguished flavors in each bean.
Our beans are sourced from the most tortured, yet resilient, coffee cherries in the land. We've been known to bribe farmers to get our hands on these beans, because, let's be real, suffering is a virtue.