Artisanal Toast: where we slice, dice, and serve up the crispiest, most hand-hewn pieces of bread you'll ever lay eyes on. Almost.
But seriously, folks, our toaster is on the Fritz. It's got more buttons than a Swiss watch, but none of them work.
The tale of how we came to be is a long and winding road, but let's just say it involves a toaster, some bread, and a strong desire to not be boring.
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