Submission Guidelines

Dear Artists,

We at Neo-Brutalism Inc. are thrilled to receive your submissions. Our guidelines are simple:

1. We accept anything that's on-brand.
2. Anything that's not on-brand, we'll politely reject with a strongly worded letter.
3. We have no idea what we're doing, but we'll make it up as we go.

Please send us your:

1. Abstract expressionist masterpieces.
2. Postmodernist pastiches.
3. Bland, corporate-speak filled corporate reports.

Don't bother sending us:

1. Anything that's not at least 5 feet tall.
2. Things that are too bright.
3. Things that are too small.

Submission deadline is never.

Frequently Asked Questions and Submission Form available upon request.

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